The Drunken Casanova

Alex, 20 years old. Murfreesboro, TN is my home. I play music and things. Let's put our hearts together and make the world a better place.

why do i only get on tumblr when i’m turbo fucking horny
whatever, i’m turbo fucking horny y’all

very aware of how drunk and horny i am thank you


today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.